Alexandra Marshall
I want to be a white saviour!

I want to be a white saviour!

“I want to be a white saviour!” At least, that is the impression given by hordes of pasty protesters marching with their fist raised amid the smoke and ruin of black neighbourhoods. Like rich kids off to Africa on their gap year to ‘help the poor’, protesting has...

Veneztralia

Veneztralia

#JobKeeper has been trending all evening as Victoria comes to terms with what a lockdown looks like without the Federal government’s safety net. Businesses across Australia, particularly in Victoria, have been decimated by a year of unpredictable lockdowns enacted on...

Father Nature

Father Nature

“Maybe if it was ‘Father Nature’ you would give a sh*t!” ...or so goes the over-produced cardboard sign held by a student wagging school at the recent climate strike – which is basically mufti day for teachers who can’t be bothered showing up for work. For the kids,...

Budget 2021 Roast – an uncensored reply

Budget 2021 Roast – an uncensored reply

Welcome to the era of ‘touchy-feely’ politics where everyone has decided to govern the nation with a rush of hormonal emotion rather than reason. Given this, I do not see the point in sitting down and writing a professional reply to the Budget 2021. It was not born...